Rainy Daysss

You would of thought today wasn't going to be a blast. Boy were you wrong... Today was actually fun. Besides the rain messing up my plans of chilling with Jess the Best I got to chill with some of my other guys. I spent most of the day with my favorite brother Ty whom cut school just to chill with me. We chilled at my crib for a while then I dropped my little brothers laundry off and we headed to my best friend Martell's crib. Kicked it over there for about a hour or two. Maybe two, cause my son TroyBoy even came through and played 2K9 on Xbox. After that I came home for about a hour before my best friend Jalissa pulled me out the house to chill with some niggah she talk to and his friend. Now automatically I went into my physical judging mode and thought these guys definatly are my steelo. But once I got to know them they were both actually kind of cool. I make a new friend everyday. Kay bye -_-.

SMH....

Here we go again.... So Natalie Mejia from the girl from The Pussycat Doll girl group Girlicous is said to be my husbands next victim. The two were spotted leaving a tattoo parlor in Hollywood. Like eww... as I looked at her I seen that she isn't even Chris's type. She's sleezy and to done the fuck up. Fake boobs, fake ass lips. Like him beating on Rihanna didn't even make me loose interest in him, this girl did. And sweetie, your that desprete for publicity that you'll hop on a sinking ship? This is just horrible and I'm disgusted by it. I never like Rihanna but I'd choose her over this sleeze bag anyday.

Ewww:

The Climb

Lupe, Justin Timberlake and some African man named Keena are set to clim Africa's highest peak Mount Kilimanjaro. The cause? To raise awareness about the global water crisis. The mountain is located in Tanzania. Now I don't know about climbing 20,000ft for no water. I thought we'd never have to worry about water Lol. I mean it's for a good cause but it's some pretty scary shit. Personally, I just don't like heights. I don't even like tall people standing over me. But umm good luck Lupe, Justin & kenna.

"I'm an adventure junkie" explained Lupe. "Part of my motivation is beating Kenna to the top, sabotaging his tent, taking the lining out his coat, lacing it with ants or something like that."

Fuck Today...

Today is national blow the shit out of Asha's day! Come out and join the fiesta. First off, my mother pissed me off of course. Wtf is new? Is this what all mothers do or just my bipolar ass mother? Whatever... we got into a argument and tomorrow she's not letting me to go the performane in Harlem. Total dick blower? As if shit couldn't get any worse. My aim was fucking hacked. Random people were being wrote. People I never heard of were writing me asking me who I was, little did they know; I was wondering the same shit about them. Whatever, I have a new screen name. OMGGGG.... I almost got attacked by this small ass mouse. As I was like walking out my building, I'm guessing it was in front of the door because as soon as I opened the door it tried to run in he building. I panicked and screamed my fucking lungs out and ran all the way up the stairs. Nowww I can't talk because my voice is so gone from that horror movie scream. I drunk my peppermint tea already. But I can't deny my reasons for smiling today. Whenever I'm down, Larenzo knows just what to say to make me smile. Honorably mention to Jess the Best =D.

Ready or Not ; Here I Come

So amazinq! April 26, is my princess day. To be honest I haven't been this excited over my birthday in a while. Maybe its the fact that Mama racked up three dates already baii. Lol. But due to grades, besides the dates I don't know what else I'm doing, I'd love to spend time with my friends but their such bitches and didn't even plan anything for me (as far as I know]. But umm I have a outfit in mind but haven't mad any moves yet. They pace I'm going I wouldn't even think I was excited. So about those dates; Teddy and Angel have offered to take me out. My bornday is on a Sunday so I'll be going out with Teddy on Friday and Angel on Saturday. Bitch I'm smooooove <3.>

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one to!

Yess today is my bestfranns birthday. These hoes is old but I love them to death. How awesome is it to have two bestfranns who are twins? Lol. Anyway Jazmine and Jalissa Norman are the best two girls I've ever met in my life. Knowing that Im not to fond of bitches; I've found comfort, honesty, and all around good franns in them. They are there for me no matter what and won't hesitate to tell me when I'm wrong. I respect them more than any other females because they are the only ones who can live with this bipolar attitude of mines. We annoy each other, argue over petty reasons, hate each others boyfranns and do the stupidest things ever but at the end of the day their my bestfranns and I would do just about anything for them. Love you guys.

It was the summetime, when we fell it love =) '08

Shah of Blah

Old ass picture.

So lets sum up my day. I took 3 midterms. Aced all fucking three of them. I'm convinced that I have beauty and brains =) Lol. Anyway I took geometry, algebra and global. The only one I was somewhat worried about was global but that shit was type easy. Compared to our normal test it was definatly easy, wish it could of been a regents. But umm yeah, algebra and geometry was a piece of cake, bust those shits down in like 30mins without having to even go over my answers. Anywho most of the day was completely boring especially lunch. Sorry to say but my friends are becoming more boring each day. Whatever, left school to some unexpected rain. Well everyone else seemed to know it would rain besides me so now my hair is puffy and in need of a flatiron.

Laugh Of The Day..

So umm yeah, joke of the day? Harrison better known as poorboy came to school trying to styple on niggahs. Might I say he came kind of close. Can't even front they do look kind of similar kind of. But before I can even greet Poorboy with a joke, Justin warned me of the fake Asolos. Now Justin had Asolos, so does like most the black guys in school (there's only like 10 of them]. Lol. But anyway it wasn't hard to tell Poorboy's was fake, they said Geo Core where it was supposed to say Asolos. I mean some people aren't as fortunate as others but they learn to accept it. But for Poorboy your ass will forver be cut for the simple fact that your brag about getting so much.

Mola Thee' Moran.

Dedicated to Damola, who so idiotically tried to bag me and my solemate unaware that we were solemates. Silly rabbit. Lol. Yeah so we had to break the news to him and boy could I imagine the stupid look on his face. Now he's pretty handsome but NO guys is going to ruin me and my solemates friendship (even though we just started back talking]. But this is about Damola! Yeah so anyway he's a really cool person and might I add funny. He told me I was "Cooler than a Polar bear". I agree with him, I Am. Especially for making a blog about him; I even made my font red to match his hat =). So anywho the moral of this story is don't be like Mola thee' Moran. (Sorry i felt as if one insult was nessecary] Lol. Do your research before you try to bag a girl. Make sure your not already talking to her bestfriend. Thank you.

Sincerely, The Terrible Queen B. Coach

Today Was Great...

Omg! Today was fucking funny ass hell. I swear I love being around my guys. Sorry too say but my Bros Over Hoes anyday. (Unless your my besties] lol. So my day went like this; I hoped up out the bedddd turn my swagg on, took a look in the mirror like Wassupp? I hate Souldja Boy! Just though it'll be funny. Your a loser if you didn't laugh. Okay so really I decided to make my day and mother & son day so I dressed My Liddle Coachie in his fancy clothes and took him outside with me. We chilled with Angel, Dee and Sha for a little while. Teddy came through so the rest of the guys were ignored of course =.] Anywho I fucking love Angel, that niggah got all skinny and shit! (Coolest Rican ever] Whatever, I'm done here. Until next time.

Dangerrr

Monica "Danger" Leon from "For the Love of RayJ" finds herself in the mist of a publicity fracas. The model turned actress, appears to be pregnant by RayJ. In a recent interview Danger claimes that the baby couln't of been anyone else but rayJ's. She admitted to having sex with RayJ and later found out the condom had broken. Danger, however has moved on from RayJ and is engaged to be married to Nick Cannon's younger brother Gabriel Cannon.

No G, Even with that scary tattoo on her face Danger is undeniably beautiful. And she's a fucking edgy bitch to get that shit. Not to many females could walk around with a tattoo on their face and pull that shit off like Danger does.

Dipset Is OveR.

I really hope I'm not the only one who thinks Dipset is the most disfunctional group in the world.
Shall we go down the list? (not in specific order]
1. Cam'Ron gets shot. & went on 20/20 and said that if a rapist lived next door to him he wouldn't tell.
2. Stack Bundle gets murdered.
3. Jim Jones beefs with every rapper in the game.
4. Cam'Ron makes a statement about Juelz Santana drinking syrup and compares it to crack.
4. Jim Jones steals everybody songs. & goes on stage with 50 Cent even though Cam'Ron was beefing with him.
5. Max B gets arrested and held for robbery, conspiracy and murder.
6. Hell Rell puts Max B court documents on youtube.
7. Jim Jones, assults Ne-Yo
8. Cam'Rom makes Cookies & Applejuice.

Man, the list goes on. Now tell me they aren't the worse group ever. There is absolutely no reason for them to even try to work there problems out, honestly. Every person in this group needs counseling. Their loyalty is under the rug.

Electrik Red

Famaliar faces? Dancers turned singers, girl group Electrik Red has probably been seen all over the music scene. Before becoming a duo the girls each danced seperatly for artist such as Usher, Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, Beyonce; Just to name a few. Lol. Anywho, I sent my mother to the Ne-Yo and Jazmine Sullivan concert as a Valentines Day present and she was the first to mention Electrik Red to me. She bragged about how good they did the "Single Ladies" dance. I youtubed it but didn't have much luck. A couple days I saw their video on MTV Hits. The first thought that came to me were aren't they backup dancers in Dream's "Rockin That Thang" video. Then I thought, I've seen them in a couple of videos. Make a long story short I found out they were the girls my mom was talking about. Yadda yadda Yay! I like there song, it's cool.

Keri Hilson, Your Turning Me OFF!

So there are some rumors circulating that Keri Hilson's verse on the Turning Me On rmx was directed to Beyonce and Ciara. A recent interview she claims that she wasn't mocking Beyonce but had no words about Ciara.

Check this part of the verse:
"Your vision cloudy if you think that you da best," so she sang to the lines which reportedly diss Beyonce and Ciara. "You can dance/she can sing but need to move it to the le...(Don't do it to 'em shawty!)/She need to go have some babies/she need to sit down she fake/Them other chicks ain't even worth talkin bout..."

I actually like Keri Hilson, her style is cute and she's not a bad entertainer. But she must be crazy to go against the baddest bitches in the game. Needless to say she doesn't have the talent of Beyonce nor Ciara. She cannot dance like Ciara and she cannot sing like Beyonce. I wish her the best in her career. But Jay-Z might just make Beyonce get at her. Freestyle battle like back in them Marcy project days =D.

I haven't been here in awfully long. Well if your interested, I've been type busy. So it's a new semester, duhh and I've been actually trying to keep up with my homework. Anywho, me and my solemate are exceptional (just thought I'd say that]. As for me? Ugh*, I'm juggling a lot right now. School, writing, family, friends and boyfriend. It's kind of hectic because I can't focus my attention on everything so mainly my school work and writing is winning my affection. Lol. Lately I've been writing many poems and realized one day I will be fucking quoted =D. Not to be full of myself but I be reading my shit like "Damn I'm on some next shit" lol. Shout out to my solemate again for putting me in the poetry mood. She read this good ass poem for this poetry thingy and school and inspired me. I love you Raven!

Last night I broke my curfew and chilled with the boys (Ty & Maleik] until about 12:30a.m. I lost $3 playing Wii with Ty, gained one back since Maleik owed me one. Came in the house, BOOM! called "Papi" over. He came about 2am and we chilled for a while. Goodnight, I went to bed.

Today! I started my day off w. going with my Mommie to get her nails done & exchanging my little brothers sneakers. From there we came home to check movie times. Of couse we wanted to see Madea, because everyone says my mother acts like her & were black. Lol. Anyway we knew it would be crowded so we decided to go early. My mother thought it would be a good idea to go to Kings Plaza for the simple fact if it was sold out at least she could shop. I thought it was pretty smart also. But yeah the first movie was sold out, so we had to wait until 7pm for the next one. We got there at 5pm leaving us w. two hours to roam. We ate, & shopped around. I even went into the best store in the world (H&M] & got an amazing sell. Buy one cardigan, get one free. Yess!! So anyway we went to see the movie which was really good btw. But never in my life will I go to see a movie in Kings Plaza. Why I never experienced such ghettoness in my life. I walked into the theatre & thought I was in The Elks. Seriously? Never again. Anyway guess what kind of wild shit I found out today? In my hood there's a wild Raccoon out on the loose. I'm scared to walk my dog. Shit! I'm scared to leave the house.

All Star Game 2009

Lets talk about that 2009 NBA Allstar Game. I betted my "Papi"; $5 & ten kisses that the West would win. He went for the East because he's a huge Dwayne Wade fan. At first I was nervous because the West was down by like 10 maybe more. He was texting me, bragging about how much there up by. Uhh huh until the second quarter came around. West was whooping they ass. Lebron & Dwayne Wade were absolutly no match for Amar'e Stoudemire, Chris Paul & Kobe. They had no luck. & umm, fuck Kobe & Shaq! MVP should have went to Amar'e Stoudemire. Maybe even Chris Paul. Kobe's performance wasn't all that great & Shaq is big & doofy. Wtf was he doing with the Jabbowackeez? Ugh. Well "Papi" when I see you I better be getting my $5 & ten kisses. Lol.

Life Is SUPER!!!

Yeah so, I rarely have time for this blogging shit. Not that i've been really busy but I have been super stressed. So anyway, lets get into some interesting things. Umm Sunday was a funfilled day, I chilled with my "Papi" like all day. & for some strange reason we cuddled instead of argued. Lol. Monday, I cooled out with my bestfriends whom I haven't seen since the police picked us up because they were punished. Ohdee long. I didn't realize how much I missed them until we were reunited. Tuesday was pretty fun. I chilled with Angel, who painted my nails and told me to wear my scarf the way it is pictured to your left. Anyways; I went to the laundry to help Ty fold his clothes but by the time I got there he was done. Oh well! Lol. Anyway my brother Ty is super great, he told me that I can't be styled on. Which is 99.9% true in most cases. Lol. Signing out, gotta walk my doggie. Toodles.

Updates...

So I've been gone for a while, I'm finally back. Well I'm not here to intrest you in talking smack about Chris Brown beating Rihanna. And even though I'm against domestic abuse, Chris I'm standing by you no matter what. The end. Anyways today is a pretty busy day for me. One of my closest friends is having a sweet sixteen today which I was supposed to be in but declines the offer. Mind you it's Valentines Day and like the past years I have a valentine. My Mushie; Angel and my Mommie whom I treated to breakfast this morning =]. Btw, My Solemate made me a beautiful Valentines day card which I will be hanging up, it almost made me cry. Back to the sweet sixteen now, I have to finish getting my hair done, run and get my nails done and look for my missing shoe. Hectic much? And... I didn't get her a present and doubt if I have time to, so I'll throw maybe a twenty in a card. Hell yeah I'm cheap, my presence should be good enough. Lol. Anyway I failed one class & surprisingly my mother wasn't so mad. Ohh ohh yesterday was the Freakshow shit at my school, it was like mad games & crap. It was okay not as good as I thought it would be but it was okay I guess. Anyway my sisters rushing me to come get my hair done. Lol. Buh Bye.

Later That Day

Yess, after being dropped off in school I got to see my other bestfriend / Solemate,Raven. She made my day of course. We busted the finals down, (something light] & headed to my house to plan out our party Thursday. In the mist of all that, my favorite brother Fly~Ty of Smoove Gang came to chill with us. There, Raven earned her nickname Ray-Ray, given to her by Ty. That shit was hilarious. Anyway, they fought & Ty won. Lol. & once again I played cupid =D. Umm so walking to the J Train, Raven heard her song & began dancing outside. That shit was a killer, she even crip walked in my brothers daycare. Classic. Lol. Anyway so here are some pics of my ever so exciting day. Btw. Make sure you check out my brothers waves. Smoove Gang!!!!

Locked Up...

Ahh man, so I kind of figured today wouldn't be so good due to the fact I didn't put my makeup on this morning. So anyway, I decided I didn't want to go to school for half the day & figured I'd just go to take my Latin finals and leave. I met up with my bestfriends Jazmine & Jalissa since we were going in the same direction. We were right across the street from their school when the police picked us up. It gets worse, instead of teling the truth about what school they went to my bestfriends lied & said they went to the junior high school inside my school. So the police took us to MY school & my dean signed me in. My good ass excuse: "I didn't know we had school, I thought we only come in to take the finals". Got me out of trouble. As for Jazmine & Jalissa, not so much. They finally told the police what school they went to, the head cop wasn't to happy. So their in major trouble right now. Ecce, I feel bad.

The Streets Is Watching...

Okay so I'll cut to the chase. Jim Jones is being charged with assulting Ne-Yo & a close friend of Jay-Z's, Vaughn Smith. In a Louie Vuitton store while trying to break up the argument between Jones & and another member of Jay-Z's entourage, Ne-Yo was beaten & stomped out by Jones entourage. Vaughn has also fallen victim to the beating. Harlem is definatly going to have a problem. I take offense to it and have lost all respect for Jim Jones. I don't broadcast it because of what it has become, but I am a Marcy Projects broad & my family is extremly close with the Smiths [Vaughn & Ty-Ty] Shout outs to Leeky lol. Vaughn's daughter is my very best friends since before I can even remember. Needless to say, Jim Jones would be a dead album in Marcy. Especially in my house. Period.

Stressful Week Much?

My week is absolutly hectic. Which means I may be slacking on the post. But umm anyway, about this week: Thurday & Friday I have finals which I am really nervous for. I must pass these finals to pass my classes. Saturday I'm going iceskating w. The President. // Then... I have to rush home to meet up with my cousin Ashley. Chill until Sunday, which is when we hit the movies. Monday, I have the Latin finals which I'm definatly not going to pass. Tuesday & Wednesday clean and prepare for party. Finally Friday, yeah I have a doctors appointment. Don't bother asking me because Saturday & Sunday I'm going MIA. No chilling, nothing. I'm sleeping like a baby. Most likely I'll be on aim.

Yung Berg. Smh.

As if getting smacked around by almost every rapper in the game isn't enough, Yung Berg just doesn't quit. The guy is really losing it. I've never been to thrilled by his performance, I mean he's a little cutie but the guy needs help. Getting smacked my Maino, starting problems with Bow Wow and getting robbed for that ever so tacky Transformers chain a million times, he's still at it. Check this out. Berg gets captured on camera getting arrested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRwlW7qNGfY

Hero

Of course our first Black president elect is a hero. Mariah Carey plans on telling him in song. “It’s fitting for him,” she said of “Hero,” a song she also famously performed in the wake of the attacks of September 11. “It’s appropriate.” Mariah admits to being very nervous about performing at the inaugration. She also claims to be very happy that like her Obama is mixed. We all know Mariah can definatly sing her heart out. But my concerns? She's known for being a little skimpy and I'm hoping she'd have enough respect for herself to cover up.

Trading Places.

You might have seen Joaquin Phoenix in Oscar nominated movies such as Ladder 49, Walk the Line & etc. Phoenix even won an Golden Globe for his role in Walk the Line and was also nominated for an Grammy for best actor. However recently Joaquin announced his retirement from acting. The 34-year old Puerto Rican-American found his love for Hip-Hop & is trading in Oscars for Grammys. Phoenix claims the storytelling aspect of music excites him and forces him not the hide behind the characters. Personally I think Joaquin Phoenix is an excellent actor and Ladder 49 is amongest one of my favorite movies yet. As for rapping I'm not so sure. But I wish him the best of luck.

Notorious Rivals

The highly anticipated Notorious movie, based on the life and times of The Notorious B.I.G didn't sit to well with the Queen Bee. Reportly Lil Kim was not happy with the way she was portyed in the movie. She claims her & Biggie's relationship was sensationalized. Right... as if she didn't know Big & Faith were married. Call it adultery Kim. So now, being upset with Big's mom, Voletta Wallace and widow Faith Evans, The Queen Bee has sparked an antcipated beef for 2009.

Farewell Sex

No surprise to the public, Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder reportly had a farwell quickie in Amy's hospital bed. Supposedly Blake convinced Amy's circle of pals to give him an hour alone with Ms. Winehouse on his last night of freedom. Sources say "It was obvious what they were doing." I honestly didn't take it as a surprise. Amy's a sucker for love. And its obvious the woman doesn't have it all. Well at least she's in the hospital, hopefully getting the help she needs. She's a druggie, a cutter & bulimic if loving is what she needs; Blake send it her way.

Put A Ring On It

After being spotted wearing a 20 carat diamond ring, Robyn Rihanna Fently has began speculation that Chris Brown may have popped the question. The couple have been quietly dating since 2007 and recently went public with their relationship. Reps of Chris denied any accussations of him walking down the aisle. But a close Rihanna pal bargained to differ. Claiming that Chris popped the question on New Years Day, also claiming that Rihanna has yet to accept the proposal. Chris had recently brought Rihanna a $250,000 Ferrari, talk about big bucks. I've been a Chris Brown supporter since day one & if he does decide to marry Rihanna, I'm not a hater, I'll accept. She's a very beautiful girl. & I hope only the best for their relationship. Young Love.

More to Come.

Why hello there! My name is Asha & I'm quite new to this whole blogging stuff. My Solemate put me on <3. face="verdana">a mate for my puppy, but however other topics such as Fashion, Music etc. will be mainly touched upon. Anywho I am looking for a female Bichon Frise` to mate with my puppy. He'll be 1yrs old in April & I am hoping to have him mate by November-December. If you happen to have or know anyone with a Bichon Frise` and is interested let me know. Besides that don't be shy!